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Peacekeeper · « **Reply #225 on:** August 26, 2010, 03:16:07 AM »


A Scotsman who still can't watch a movie without shouting...

Pie · « **Reply #226 on:** August 27, 2010, 23:34:01 PM »

Disturbed · « **Reply #227 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:36:07 AM »

I've got a joke for you.

Okay, so, a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife and children were killed in a house fire."

Gets me every time.

Dr icecream · « **Reply #228 on:** September 01, 2010, 08:23:06 AM »

A neutron walks into a bar and asks

"How much for a beer?"

To which the bartender replies

"For you, no charge."

Zofo · « **Reply #229 on:** September 01, 2010, 09:49:02 AM »

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper said, "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"

Monkeh · « **Reply #230 on:** September 01, 2010, 12:56:03 PM »

A naked man with a duck glued to his head walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'What the hell happened to you Ken?'
The duck replies, 'You wouldn't believe the morning I've had John'

SexuallyAbusedPanda · « **Reply #231 on:** September 01, 2010, 13:48:51 PM »

Can I post semi-rude jokes? Anyway here is one I saw painted on a Wicked Van in Australia

What is the difference between a fridge and a women?

One doesn't fart when you pull your meat out...

What does a Door and a fake blonde have in common?

The harder you bang them the loose they become.