Obviously I shall have to look in 'the game dir', next to the 'game gibberish' no doubt. What is a game dir?
Directory maybe?
Dirty?
Dirgible?
Direction?
Direwolf?
Dirrrrrrrty a la Aguilera?
Me is n00b remember. So I go, G drive, program files, EA, BfBC2, dir, auto updater.
Sumfing like that? kk.

Further to this, do you have a shortcut on your desktop Monkeh?
I've modified my shortcut to launch the updater instead of the game now, as the updater launches the game if there is no update found, so everytime I launch the game it checks for updates.
If you want to do that, right click on the shortcut, and choose properties. Then modified the target from bla/bla/BFBC2Game.exe to bla/bla/BFBC2Updater.exe