Just had to share this one

[Dr icecream]

So I work for my ISP, and one of the tasks we have is make sure people respect the fair use-policy, as well as checking internet crimes etc.

One of these tasks also means you can receive mails full of accusations etc, not all of them equally serious.

Can anyone make anything out of the following?


Subject: CONFIDENTIAL ENQUIRY !

 
Dear Parties,
 
 
            for reference on Hotspots and related situations for area of Kortrijk near that are relative extreme for abuse, can I once request a verification for own area of Ledegem to see right the matter of Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory that I just downloaded today for some gamers and related servers seeing wrong own area ( ref. D-P-1, SZHVW, SBB8880 ) to put right insurances and responsabilities for a few trying to play out areas toward games and related situations also for game resellers like Game Mania where I have already years no contact with. Can you have a neutral party verify for a simply optimal way of working because currently even simply downloading Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory leads myself to service clubs like Rotary and Young Chamber but also groups related to youngsters are parties like TMF and Jim tv seeing wrongly this area. Purpose could be to see right errors and responsabilities for those playing on and playing out games where they only should do this to big city areas on a long term planning for a few exits for those mislead. Thank you ! As a simply party who downloaded and played Enemy Territory today I remain. Could you have sued psychiatric parties and those misleading the youth ! Could you insure myself for never having been a party who stocked or resold video games or matters related to video games but once in a while tried to add to correct working all the time along business parties who earned their respected momey for their working mostly along harbours or ports of capable big city areas.
 
 
 
            Could you note own reference for Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory ; 060620101353 for in a later moment see this once right on a planning and inform myself on usage procedure to optimally install. A server I am not planning to install and request a verification for own area to see right abuse on this level to put to a different area. Former contacts made were to Xbox, UBI Soft and Atari but also major parties in the gaming industry also online role playing games.
 
 
 
Mr. D. De Moor

West Flanders, Belgium
http://www.myspace.com/d1susername






GAMING IS BAD FOR YOU

[frymaster]

uh, that's either the worst auto-translation in history, or a VERY good anti-spam-detection system so they can put their link in at the bottom

I once emailed orange's abuse system and checked the "notify when read" option - i got a read notification over a year later...

[Extro]

I've read that three times and I still don't know what the hell it's about :/  Or what's confidentional about Wolfenstein.

[Dr icecream]

Yep, exactly, this dude's belgian, he's supposed to speak dutch, but activision and another company were in CC, so he did it in english... But really, nobody gets why he's doing it. There's a myspace link included in his mail, that's the guy, no shit, we've got a file on him full of stuff like this.

This guy once sued our prime minister, because he had a website *hisownname*.be, and he claimed the prime minister had stolen the domain name, that he had it first. So the thing actually went to court and the dude showed up in yellow pj's, true story, so he obviously lost the lawsuit, however, after all that, our Legal Department stil demands we take all of his complaints seriously :/

[Extro]

Heh yeah.. Unfortuantely, you have to be careful with the loonies, because if you get lax on the legalities, that's when they'll actually get a successful case.

We constantly get all sorts of weird letters at work, one of the most recent involving hindu curses and elephants. .... Don't ask.

[Pie]

Oh those Belgians, they all can't be like Poirot you know?

[D2S]

So...he plays ET. What's the rest of the letter about?

[Dr icecream]

I don't know really, he also accuses us of running some porno servers in a couple of forests etc, strange dude >.<

[Peacekeeper]

I don't know really, he also accuses us of running some porno servers in a couple of forests etc, strange dude >.<

CONFESS!

[Dr icecream]

Lol I wish we were, would be awesome to say "yeah, I'm responsible for the maintenance of the porn servers" 
I'm going to try and get some moar of these, they're lulz