Monkeh Plays dad!

[Monkeh]

Having a chat with someone over steam and I got all father figure......:


01 July 2010
11:08 - NOM | MartiNi: ?
11:10 - NOM | MartiNi: where do you work?
11:10 - NOM | MartiNi: hh
11:11 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Hi, I was at Glastonbury Festival, (with 180,000 other people), over the weekend and this is my first day back in work........ sadface!
11:11 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: I work as an optician
11:11 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: in Gloucestershire, England
11:11 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Live in Cardiff, Wales
11:11 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: too much info
11:11 - NOM | MartiNi: hhh
11:11 - NOM | MartiNi: nice
11:11 - NOM | MartiNi: im 14
11:12 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: I'm 33
11:12 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: OLD AS F***
11:12 - NOM | MartiNi: hh
11:12 - NOM | MartiNi: you still have time for tf?
11:12 - NOM | MartiNi: girlfriend?
11:13 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Oh yeah, my girlfriend likes to watch the soap operas, Eastenders, Coronation street etc plus American idol, dancing with the stars etc, that I cant be bothered with, that's my TF2 time
11:13 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: We've been together since we were 18
11:14 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: TV sucks
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: omg

11:14 - NOM | MartiNi:
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: lol in israel
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: we have dacne with stars
11:14 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: he he, it's everywhere
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: and something that look like american idol
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: yea dont watch it
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: boring
11:14 - NOM | MartiNi: i dont like reality
11:15 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: That's the American one she watches, we have 'Strictly come dancing' instead
11:15 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: A play on an old dancing show called 'Come dancing' from, like the fifties, and strictly ballroom the film
11:15 - NOM | MartiNi: hh
11:15 - NOM | MartiNi: tell me if im to impulsive. you thinking about kids?
11:15 - NOM | MartiNi: sry for the question ;o
11:16 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: As it goes we are gonna go for it soon.  We want to go to next years Glastonbury festival and then they'll have a year off, she doesn't want to be pregnant there so maybe next year
11:16 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Glastonbury is the greatest place on Earth
11:17 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Watched Muse live on Saturday with about 100,000 other people....BEST LIVE BAND IN THE WORLD
11:17 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: No question
11:17 - NOM | MartiNi: hh

11:17 - NOM | MartiNi: nice
11:19 - NOM | MartiNi: like your life
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: http://www.enjoyfrance.com/images/stories/world/entertainment/Glastonbury-Festival-2010.jpg
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: yeah, my life is nice. I work 4 days a week
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: For £40,000 a year
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: GF that doesn't mind me playing 2-3 hours tf2 a night
11:19 - NOM | MartiNi: wow that alot
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: And festivals!
11:19 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Loves it
11:19 - NOM | MartiNi: yea
11:20 - NOM | MartiNi: when you come for a vication is israel
11:20 - NOM | MartiNi: let me know
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Moral of the story is, STAY IN SCHOOL
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: GET A GOOD EDUCATION
11:20 - NOM | MartiNi: hhhh
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: GO TO UNI
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: LOVE LIFE
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Profit
11:20 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: How safe is Israel atm then?
11:20 - NOM | MartiNi: safe safe
11:21 - NOM | MartiNi: i dont live in the north
11:21 - NOM | MartiNi: os south
11:21 - NOM | MartiNi: where hamas\hizbala
11:21 - NOM | MartiNi: so all my 14years where bombs free

11:21 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: WAHOO!
11:22 - NOM | MartiNi: wow
11:22 - NOM | MartiNi: your city is all grenn
11:22 - NOM | MartiNi: GREEN
11:23 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Most of the UK is green....all the rain we get normally
11:23 - NOM | MartiNi: yea
11:23 - NOM | MartiNi: if you want to search
11:23 - NOM | MartiNi: "israel. Herzeliya"
11:23 - NOM | MartiNi: where i live
11:23 - NOM | MartiNi: google it
11:25 - .:ne:.Monkeh@work sadface: Very near the coast? Nice.
11:25 - NOM | MartiNi: yea
11:25 - NOM | MartiNi: 15 minutes car distance

[Paranoia]

Rofl - stop grooming little children

[Dr icecream]

Monkeh has a new gf

[Enef]

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