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Ryan

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #555 on: October 09, 2015, 02:15:18 AM »
oh god the things you hear at 2am on mumble:


fire: What sort of gem do you put in your helmet

kortz: As a wizard i put a diamond in my helmet

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #556 on: October 09, 2015, 08:38:39 AM »
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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #557 on: October 25, 2015, 20:32:45 PM »
Tirrel: "If i was a girl, my panties would be wet"


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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #558 on: October 25, 2015, 20:39:27 PM »
Tirrel: "If i was a girl, my panties would be wet"

Dat F1 race tho!  ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #559 on: October 25, 2015, 20:44:50 PM »
Oasley: "I want alonso to demolish me"

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #560 on: October 25, 2015, 23:20:36 PM »
Kortz: "Wait what, why am I floating? Oh, I'm just looking down."

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #561 on: March 08, 2016, 12:39:28 PM »
My Dad's not in nE, but,,, well.  This chat went much better than many and I sorted the issue, without driving to his house, which is rare.

[11:49:58] Dad: Hi Simon  Yet again I'm stuck on my computer   Can you help please ?
[11:51:37] Uber good techi support: Hi
[11:51:41] Uber good techi support: I can but try
[11:52:40] Dad: Can you get into my computer ?
[11:53:25] Uber good techi support: Can you remember how?  I showed you.
[11:53:46] Uber good techi support: Using Skype.  Make a 'call' and share screen.
[11:53:56] Uber good techi support: Jog's your memory?
[11:54:19] Dad: Sorry can't remember
[11:54:58] Dad: Shall I click on the phone ?
[11:55:11] Uber good techi support: in a moment
[11:55:55] Uber good techi support: after you do so and then after I answer, you'll need to click the Call menu and select Share Screens
[11:56:08] Dad: OK
[11:56:09] Uber good techi support: can you find/see that menu item now?
[11:57:57] Dad: When I click on the phone  -  top right hand on screen, all I get is skype contacts
[11:58:55] *** Call from Dad ***
[11:59:25] Uber good techi support: OK,  well done!
[11:59:28] *** Call ended, duration 00:30 ***
[11:59:43] Uber good techi support: .......... why did you end the call?!
[12:02:09] Uber good techi support: Are you there?
[12:13:08] Dad: I'm back
[12:15:04] *** Call from Dad ***
[12:15:34] Uber good techi support: share the screen again
[12:16:36] Uber good techi support: can you see this text/chat?
[12:16:53] Dad: Yes
[12:17:37] Uber good techi support: So, please share you screen.
[12:17:44] Uber good techi support: Call menu
[12:17:55] Uber good techi support: Share Screens
[12:18:05] Uber good techi support: you seem to do so last time, but then ended the call
[12:18:46] Dad: I've got your picture. how do I share screen ?
[12:19:08] Uber good techi support: You did it just a short time ago......  do what you did then
[12:19:20] Uber good techi support: for the third time:
[12:19:22] Dad: Will try !
[12:19:27] Uber good techi support: *  CALL MENU
[12:19:42] Uber good techi support: Do you see the Call menu?
[12:20:02] Uber good techi support: Do you see the Call menu?
[12:20:34] Uber good techi support: Yes.  DO NOTHING!
[12:20:35] *** Call ended, duration 05:24 ***
[12:20:46] Uber good techi support: WHAT?!
[12:20:54] Uber good techi support: WHY did you end the call?!
[12:21:12] Dad: I'll try again
[12:21:30] Uber good techi support: just don't end the call
[12:21:49] Dad: I'm back !
[12:22:04] Uber good techi support: Back from where?
[12:22:28] Dad: I'm on the main skype screen
[12:22:49] Uber good techi support: No idea what question you think that's answering....
[12:23:04] Uber good techi support: So, please, make a call and then share your screen
[12:23:10] Dad: How do I go into menu
[12:23:48] Uber good techi support: You've shared your screen twice already
[12:24:01] Uber good techi support: Just do it again, but then do NOT end the call
[12:24:11] Dad: OK
[12:24:31] *** Call from Dad ***
[12:33:26] *** Call ended, duration 08:52 ***

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #562 on: March 11, 2016, 16:18:00 PM »
"Honestly, if I was a woman, I'd make a brilliant camgirl"

"Look I have my niche, there's no man who stars in lesbian porn"

Kortz
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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #563 on: March 26, 2016, 17:06:17 PM »
Skully: How did this helicopter get here?
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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #564 on: June 02, 2016, 19:26:38 PM »
Skully: Sup bitches!
Me: Bitches?! I'm not a female dog
Skully: I can make you a female dog
Me: Can you? How are you gonna do that?
Skully: By chopping your dick off
Me: See when you said you can make me a female dog, I was presuming you'd be some sort of balloon artist
Skully: Wasn't the first thing that crossed my mind, that's fucked up
Superfreexa: That's the most fucked up thing? Really? And you were threatening to chop his dick off? Is a balloon artist worse than that?
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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #565 on: June 02, 2017, 19:40:19 PM »
Skully: I'm a FUCKING fairy!

Also Skully: I'm totally tripping balls!

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #566 on: December 15, 2018, 23:26:45 PM »
LC, your dog is a fascist.

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Re: Random nE Quotes
« Reply #567 on: December 16, 2018, 00:28:56 AM »
JOEY WAS GIVING A FASCIST SALUTE, I TELLS YA.