Random Game Quotes

[Dr icecream]

Not really in-game but just on mumble

me: Come on Razzle, tell him the joke!
Razzle: Frymaster, is there a number bigger than 1?
Fy: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 10?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 100?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 1000?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 10000?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 1000000?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a number bigger than 1755755?
Fry: yes
Razzle: is there a bigger loser than you?
Fry: No

*Me, Razzle adn Ex are lol'ing about the lame joke*

"Dr.Icecream got kicked by frymaster; reason: bad joke"

[Humbug]

lol

[ZenTiX]

Welshy: Ouch! I cut my nipple.

[Enef]

Welshy: I can take my jarate off and put my razorback on
Rockstar: That's like saying i can take my penis off and put a vagina on

[`Willow]

Discussing camping at LAN, and the cold night.

Us: It was pretty fucking cold tbh
Tirrel: Oh, man up.
Me/Fruitbat: Err, you stayed in the hostel. You can't tell us to man up.
Tirrel: Yeah, but it was a fucking boiling hot room.
<silence>
Fruitbat: Oh. That sounds like the opposite to freezing cold to me.

...Slightly paraphrased.

[frymaster]

rockstar: The flamethrower's so underpowered now... it pisses me off the people that say "oh, but the airblast is great" - he's a bloody pyro, not a leafblower

[Brettthefirst]

Willow: "It just looked so cool... how he whipped it out just at the right moment"